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Oh Lord

Sat Jul 18, 2009, 10:53 AM
  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: SPECIAL STAGE MUSIC FUCK YEAH!
I haven't been that high since the first time I got high with my big bro and Tobi.

Some epic things I remember:
Walking around town barefoot.
Mom, me, Tobi, children's playground.
Playground, conveyor belt. Wooden. ohyes
I LOOKED LIKE A HIPPIE, MAN.
I sat on the fucking picnic table. Not the chair.
On the way home, I had a nice little chat with Tobi; "DUDE MAN I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MISSED 'GUY LOVE' I HAD TO SING IT ALONE EARLIER."
"DUDE WHAT NO I THOUGHT YOU MISSED IT." Then we hugged for a good minute or two.
._______.
Then we got home and I went upstairs to see if :iconolived: was on. Yes she was. I managed to fail. Really hard on typing.
"man itfucking it
fits perfectly man cklxik"
:iconkermitplz:
:iconpedobearlegsplz:
._______.
Then we watched a horror movie.
One Missed Call 2 (Japanese version)
It was pretty epic. Too bad I stopped paying attention?
I went back upstairs into my mom's room
and smoked moar weed.
Then the fucking pipe
was empty
>C
So I unrolled the baggy and got more. ._.
And smoked it all. ._____________________.
That's
a lot
of weed
.A.
And I went back downstairs after rolling the baggy back up putting it in her wallet and the wallet where it was.
And the baby elephant pipe back on the table.
And Jen went to get pizza so Tobi and I went up and...
guess what we did







Come on








You can do it








We got more weed. :l
Damn we were some stoned motherfuckers.
And we went back down.
No one was really paying much attention to the movie.. I don't think.
I dunno.
But I was amazed by how fast I was reading the subtitles
And how I could understand some of the Japanese. .A.
When Jen went upstairs Tobi and I turned off the movie and played
Sonic 2
Yes Sonic 2
And
Oh my fucking god it was epic
epic to the infinite power.
Until Tobi started yelling at me.
This is how it went:
I tried helping her kill the boss dude. Robotnik >:C
We jumped at it at the same time and only I hit it
and since he was flashing she fell into whatever she fell into that killed her >:l
Then I got yelled at for trying to kill him.
So I put down the controller.
And she died again.
I got yelled at. Again.
"I'm not even doing anything-" "EXACTLY"
Whut? .____.
So then I tried staying out of her way.
And she died.
Again
And I got yelled at
Again
So then I tried helping again. And I didn't get a fucking chance to.
And she KILLED THE BOSS. Then YELLED AT ME AGAIN.
Then I curled up in a ball and cried for ten minutes.
Then
I had a horrible stomach ache.
And a horrible headache.
I dunno which it was, I smoked too much weed or I ate too much food.
Probably both.
Bag o' popcorn. Cheesy... bread thing. Three slices of pizza .______.
And a slice of cheesecake.
._____. I get munchies. Bad. Very very bad.
And I went to lay down. I was dizzy as a motherfucker I will tell you.
The room was spinning in full circles whenever I opened my eyes.
So I kept them shut tight.
Until I had to puke.
._.
I ran to the sink and
dksaj oh god
vomited all over the dirty dishes.
.A.
Ew
And after that I kept just holding it in which didn't help the stomach ache.
I did not want to puke again.
=n=
I ended up swallowing two huge mouthfuls of vomit. >n>
itwasfuckingdisgusting.
By the time I got sick of being sick and went upstairs to go to sleep the world was spinning faster.
ohgod
It was fail.
epic fail.
When I woke up the room was still spinning, man.
And
The stupid
fucking
grrr
From Sonic 2
In the levels you get to from the checkpoint pole
Where you gotta get enough rings
and you gotta dodge the bombs
1: Tobi and I were FAILING EPICALLY at it.
2: The fucking Special Stage song is stuck in my HEAD.
Yeah you remember that song, don't you. >:C
When the sparkly ring flies up around the pole
AND YOU JUMP IN
AND THEN YOU'RE IN THAT TRIPPY FUCKIN PLACE.
Yeah man.
You remember. >.>
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YEAH SEE YOU REMEMBER

>:l

I'm ending the journal with the credits for Sonic 2

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Rochester of New York. My house.
  • Interests: Playing in the rain. Drawing. Writing. Being a faggot.
  • Favourite movie: The Saw movies. Any old Disney movie. Any Adam Sandler movie.
  • Favourite band or musician: Disturbed
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, metal.
  • Favourite artist: Ffff... I don't know. Look at my watchlist.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Oh uhm. ._. Stephen King is pretty epic.
  • Favourite style of art: Any, really.
  • MP3 player of choice: Tobi's.
  • Shell of choice: Turtle. >:C
  • Skin of choice: My own. >:CCCC
  • Favourite game: THE GAME.
  • Favourite cartoon character: HELLO. MY NAME IS ED.
  • Personal Quote: AND IT WAS AWESOME CAUSE HE SPAMMED ON A LAYER ALMOST NO ONE ELSE WAS ON-- ESPECIALLY AFTER THE SPAM
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil, paper, my tablet.

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